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"One day, Vivian Lee died and went to heaven. When she got there, God said to Vivian, "You are welcome to live in heaven and do whatever you please, as long as you don't touch the pink clouds." So Vivian agrees to doing so and lives in heaven. A few months later, Vivian gets bored and says to herself, "What's the worst that could happen if I touch the pink clouds?" So she touches and she instantly marries the ugliest man in heaven and lives a miserable life. A while later, Kevin Ly dies and goes to heaven. When Kevin gets there, Vivian gets jealous and tricks Kevin into touching the pink cloud. Kevin instantly marries the ugliest woman in heaven and also lives a miserable life. Sooner or later, Cathy Ngo dies and goes to heaven! However, this time, Cathy marries an unbelievably hot man. A man almost as equivalent as Justin Timberlake. Kevin and Vivian get so confused and jealous. So they question Cathy's cousin, "Why did you marry Cathy? You could do so much better." And the husband replies, "I touched the pink cloud."'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOL This made my day, even though I end up being the ugliest woman in heaven, married to my cousin. Thanks!

And it's down to 3, but it's okay, because 3's a good number :)